Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Alignment of Chaos

I am convinced whatever entities must all align in the world to create a complete and total breakdown of rational thinking, appropriate societal acceptable behavior, and basic common sense have been aligned for the last month and are wreaking havoc on my world, and quite honestly, I'm pissed about it and over it!  So, Mercury move a little to the left, Venus up a smidge and over to the right.  A little more. A little more.  Now can sanity please set back into the Little Apple, that would be great, thanks!

Weird things happen to me on the regular.  I have recently, in the last 24 hours, joked that my life is much like a Seinfeld episode, totally random awkward moments, with a smattering of wisdom and life lessons amidst the truly nonsensical.  In honor of my Seinfeldesque life lately I leave one of my favorite quotes from the television show to sum up my last month, ( for the 4 people that read this I really hope one of you has watched an episode of Seinfeld).

"Whew. You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy… Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window."